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The story of a boy and that book of jokes he got for Christmas a few years ago and he found while rummaging through his closet and he was like "crap, I never thanked my Grandma for that book" and now the guilt haunts him so he tries to learn some jokes and share them with his friends and they're like "dude, those jokes are lame" and now he's very self-conscious.

Some serious fire dropping soon, this is just a little spark to keep you satisfied *winky face*

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Priest and a Rabbi in a bar
horse walks in
and the bartender said
...shit

I forgot the punch line
I forgot the punch line

What do you call it when you’re on a plane
and you wanna drink and the flight attendant walks right by
(what do you call it?)
...fuck

I forgot the punch line
I forgot the punch line
I forgot the punch line
I forgot the punch line

I’m supposed to be the funny one
cracking jokes with my friends
Guess my comedy career is done
I’ll just share my memes instead

I forgot the punch line
I forgot the punch line
I forgot the punch line
I forgot the punch line

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released March 8, 2019

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These Stains Are Who I Am Somerville, Massachusetts

Two friends writing good songs with dumb lyrics. Our new album/game, "The Concert," is out now! Listen/play at thesestains.com/theconcert

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