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Christmas In Hell

by These Stains Are Who I Am

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The story of a boy and his Christmas party.

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A pile of presents stacked under the tree
I hope it’s a death metal T-shirt just for me
Winter winds blowing snow outside
But it’s nice and warm with my raccoon by my side

It’s getting pretty hot by the fire tonight
I don’t remember putting up all these lights
What’s that roasted chestnut and sulfur smell
It’s Christmas in Hell!

Cerberus sets the table, Satan says grace
Beelzebub builds a snowman, then it melts right in place
Sisyphus sets the star on top of the tree
But it keeps falling down for all eternity

Hades hangs the mistletoe, Hel lights the menorah
Virgil spikes the eggnog, Dante dances the horah
Except for all the torture, this party’s swell
It’s Christmas in Hell!

It’s Christmas in Hell
It’s Christmas in Hell
It’s Christmas in Hell
It’s Christmas in Hell

Lucifer is loading stockings up with coal
The demons steal the presents, and throw ‘em in a hole
The elves are getting whipped, Santa’s eating steak
But little does he know it’s Rudolph on his plate

The party’s been great, now I’d like to go home
But I’ve committed deadly sins and lost my soul
They slash me with a firesword and I give a yell
It’s Christmas in Hell!

It’s Christmas in Hell
It’s Christmas in Hell
It’s Christmas in Hell
It’s Christmas in Hell

It’s Christmas in Hell
It’s Christmas in Hell
It’s Christmas in Hell
It’s Christmas in Hell

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released December 9, 2019

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These Stains Are Who I Am Somerville, Massachusetts

Two friends writing good songs with dumb lyrics. Our new album/game, "The Concert," is out now! Listen/play at thesestains.com/theconcert

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