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I took a bag that looked real nice
Grease leaking through the bottom, slick as ice
I turned around and started to run
The manager said “get back here you son of a gun”
She caught up to me quick, knocked me over like a gale
That’s how I ended up in burger jail

Now I’m on the chain gang doing my time
Breaking rocks with a pickaxe, I’ve got no idea why
My mom always said I looked good in stripes
Now I’m serving hard time, yeah it’s twenty to life
The warden just laughs, saying “game over, son”
But my life in burger jail has just begun

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from The Concert: An Interactive Aural Odyssey, released July 7, 2023

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These Stains Are Who I Am Somerville, Massachusetts

Two friends writing good songs with dumb lyrics. Our new album/game, "The Concert," is out now! Listen/play at thesestains.com/theconcert

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