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Eat Me Up
01:42
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I was hanging in the burger kingdom
While you were clowning around
Just when these buns started going stale
My entire world turned upside down
You took me from the bag
And raised me to your mouth
That’s when I started to scream and shout
(Pass the ketchup)
Eat me up, it’s the reason I exist
(Pass the ketchup)
If you’re hungry I’m happy to assist
(Pass the ketchup)
I’m so tasty, you know you can’t resist
You know you can’t resist
We’re not the only pair celebrating
I came with my whole crew
Many fries and nuggets for masticating
Plenty of food for your new friend, too
I feel you share a smile
As I settle in your gut
I’ll see you again, coming out of the concert
(You sick freaks)
(Pass the ketchup)
Eat me up, it’s the reason I exist
(Pass the ketchup)
If you’re hungry I’m happy to assist
(Pass the ketchup)
I’m so tasty, you know you can’t resist
You know you can’t resist
You know you can’t resist
You know you can’t resist
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Rusty Volvo
01:49
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We hate our parents, driving us insane
We hate our school, putting junk in our brains
Teen-age sucks and growing up is so damn hard
At least we can borrow my step dad's car
We ain’t got shit, we got no dough
So we just drive around in this rusty Volvo
We don’t have jobs, we won’t go home
So we just drive around in this rusty Volvo
We hate the preps, nerds, and jocks all the same
The only thing we really like is a band called These Stains
Have you heard their stuff and which song do you like best
Prove that you’re cool, more real than the rest
We ain’t got shit, we got no dough
So we just drive around in this rusty Volvo
We don’t have jobs, we won’t go home
So we just drive around in this rusty Volvo
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Greasy Love
01:36
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Surrounded by people I feel so alone
The hunger is all that I’ve ever known
And I want you so bad that it tears me apart
Each passing order is breaking my heart
Oh serve me up some love
I’ve been waiting at least 15 minutes
Oh serve me up some greasy love
You know that I want it you know that I need it
Love!
I stare down the cashiers, the cooks on the line
I plead to their souls through their young, tired eyes
I need some food now to get back to the show
If I take someone else’s well how will they know
Oh serve me up some love
I’ve been waiting at least 15 minutes
Oh serve me up some greasy love
You know that I want it you know that I need it
Love!
Greasy love!
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My New Dad
01:54
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Well my mom’s got herself a new man and he really sucks
He’s got an office job, wears khaki pants, and doesn’t drive a pickup truck
He won’t eat red meat, says he’s worried ‘bout cholesterol
He drinks fancy wine from Europe and he doesn’t want to watch football
Oh she loves him so, but I just don’t know
How do I connect with my new dad?
How do I form a bond of mutual respect with my new dad
Show some vulnerability, no toxic masculinity
I want a positive male role model so bad
In my new dad
I’m met with silence, and I’m worried that I’ve said too much
Guess I came on way too hard, should’ve used a softer touch
The girl in the backseat sighs and says her folks’ divorce was rough
The driver cranks up the radio, I guess he’s had enough
I’m a little sad, but I just want to connect with my new dad
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In The Dumpster
01:39
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I take one step forward but it's two steps back
I just wanted a new friend, now I'm getting attacked
Bites on my legs, scratches on my arms
Climb into the trash to escape from harm
Now I'm right where I belong
Guess that I was in the dumpster all along
I hear the raccoon prowling, so I can't get out
No one coming to help me, can't hear me scream and shout
It stinks so bad that I'm gonna choke
Stuck here all night and I’ll miss the show
But I'm right where I belong
Guess that I was in the dumpster all along
Game over, game over
In the dumpster all along
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These Stains Are Who I Am Somerville, Massachusetts
Two friends writing good songs with dumb lyrics. Our new album/game, "The Concert," is out now! Listen/play at thesestains.com/theconcert
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